Just had the most randomest flashback….waking up with my ex and trying to rape him in his sleep cuz you kno….morning wood is prreeeetty awesome…..
teaquila: To all those guys that expect their woman to make a sandwich after sex… If she’s capable of walking to the kitchen after sex, you haven’t done your job properly and you don’t deserve a sandwich.
Returning to tumblr after something big has just...
why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
That feeling Korean men give you..
Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
[FACT] When Heechul met EXO, he commented about...